Monday, April 27, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Tron: De-Resolution
killer discs + de-resoluting players + dude with neon helmet sideburns = Terrifying
Real World Terror Factor: 1.5/10
Watership Down
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Ghostbusters Library Ghost
Stuffy Library + snarled-toothed hovering old lady specter thing = terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 3/10
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Roald Dahl's "The Witches"
Bald witches with square toes + mice fetish = terrifying
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 7/10
Sleeping Beauty's Maleficent
Spindle-related virgin deaths + fiery entrances = terrifying
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 4/10
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Flaming Hearts
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Return to Oz Heads, Wheelers
Disembodied heads + creaky wheelers = terrifying
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 3/10
"Dolls"
Dolls come to life + head scarves + lightning = terrifying
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 2/10
Stephen King's "It"
Clowns + fangs + clean laundry = terrifying
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 7/10
Total Recall
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Conspiracy
Phaser head explosions + screaming chest monsters = Terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 5/10
Thanks to Arielle R. for this terrifying childhood memory.
Ghostbusters vs. Vigo the Carpathian
Slime with arms + 20-foot Met paintings come to life = Terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 2.0/10
Beetlejuice
Room for Lost Souls + Geena Davis ripping her face off + sandworm + decaying bride and groom hovering over the dining room table + crab leg dinner grabbing dinner guests' faces + smoke coming out of the hole in that woman's throat + EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE = terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 5/10 (unless you're on drugs)
Stephen King's Cat's Eye
Breath-stealing gremlin + little girl = Terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 2/10
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: He Chose Poorly
1,000-year-old knights + stale holy water + melting face = Terrifying
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 7.0/10
Every Episode of The Twilight Zone, Pretty Much Ever
Especially this one:
Kid + unlimited mental conjuring abilities = terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 7/10
Kid + unlimited mental conjuring abilities = terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 7/10
Freddy Snake from Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Being six and having your older brother tell you about this shit = Terrifying
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 2.5/10
Alice's Jabberwocky
Slimy, fire-breathing dragon + Carol Channing = terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 8/10
The Adventures of Mark Twain - The Mysterious Stranger
Claymation + The Devil = Terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 6.5/10
Pee-wee's Big Adventure: Large Marge
Tim Burton + surly trucker lady + bad claymation = Terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 2.5/10
The Neverending Story
Large, naked gold sphinx ladies + Laser = terrifying.
Real World Terror Factor (RWTF): 3.5/10
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